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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:57 am 
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It only took me 3 or 4 times
to read this, before it sank in.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:01 pm 
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Brian wrote:
charlotte st wrote:
Oh the wit!! Oh the humour!! Oh the pain!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



And it can only get worse.....


Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we're all professionals, why don't we hear each other out right-now?"

They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiartrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."




Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist, needs their head examined


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